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My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules: 1) Always avoid alliteration. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. Avoid cliches like the plague. Don't use no double negatives. About them sentence fragments. Try to not ever split infinitives. Verbs has to agree with their subjects. Between you and I, case is important. Correct spelling is esential. When dangling, watch your participles. Use your apostrophes's correctly. Avoid cliches like the plague. Don't use commas, that aren't necessary. Proofread you writing. BACK TO INDEXBad. Bad Analogies. 4th Runner- Up: Oooo, he smells bad, she thought, as bad as. Calvin Klein's Obsession would smell if it were called Enemaand was made from spoiled Spamburgers instead of naturalfloral fragrances. Well, there probablyis a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit orsomething, but I don't speak German. 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Hewas clad entirely in animal pelts soiled by the ebony residue fromoxidations of carboniferous fuels which had accumulated on the wallsthereof. His resemblance to a street vendor I attributed largely to theplethora of assorted playthings which he bore dorsally in a commodiouscloth receptacle. His orbs were scintillant with reflected luminosity, while his submaxillarydermal indentations gave every evidence of engaging amiability. Thecapillaries of his malar regions and nasal appurtenance were engorged withblood which suffused the subcutaneous layers, the former approximating thecoloration of Albion's floral emblem, the latter that of the Prunus avium,or sweet cherry. His visage was wider than it washigh, and when he waxed audibly mirthful, his corpulent abdominal regionundulated in the manner of impectinated fruit syrup in a hemisphericalcontainer. He was, in short, neither more nor less than an obese, jocund,multigenarian gnome, the optical perception of whom rendered me visiblyfrolicsome despite every effort to refrain from so being. By rapidlylowering and then elevating one eyelid and rotating his head slightly toone side, he indicated that trepidation on my part was groundless. Without utterance and with dispatch, he commenced filling theaforementioned appended hosiery with various of the aforementionedarticles of merchandise extracted from his aforementioned previouslydorsally transported cloth receptacle. He thenpropelled himself in a short vector onto his conveyance, directed amusical expulsion of air through his contracted oral sphincter to theantlered quadrupeds of burden, and proceeded to soar aloft in amovement hitherto observable chiefly among the seed- bearing portionsof a common weed. But I overheard his parting exclamation, audibleimmediately prior to his vehiculation beyond the limits ofvisibility: . The author,Hugh Gallagher, now attends NYU. A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TOKNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWINGQUESTION: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, ORACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELPED TO DEFINE YOU AS APERSON? I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. Ihave been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, makingthem more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnicslurs for Cuban refugees, I write award- winning operas, I manage timeefficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilotbicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook. Thirty- Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, aveteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- handedlydefended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferociousarmy ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am thesubject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build largesuspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On. Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free ofcharge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Ihave been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Lastsummer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal- forcedemonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned mefame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one dayand still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. Iknow the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I haveperformed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, Isuccessfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized asmall bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. Onweekends, to let off steam, I participate in full- contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and atoaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San. Juan, cliff- diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the. Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open- heart surgery, and. I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet gone to college. BACK TO INDEXAbort. Retry, Ignore? Chip Talk is/was a nationally syndicated column broadcast on KNX- AMThis piece circa 3/9. Chips with bytes come. Chips with bits and bytes and clocks come. Look, sir. Read the book, sir. Let's do tricks with bits and bytes, sir. Let's do tricks with chips and clocks, sir. First, I'll make a quick trick bit stack. Then I'll make a quick trick byte stack. You can make a quick trick chip stack. You can make a quick trick clock stack. And here's a new trick on the scene. Bits in bytes for your machine. Bytes in words to fill your screen. Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir. Try to say this by the clock, sir. Clocks on chips tick. Clocks on chips tock. Eight byte bits tick. Eight bit bytes tock. Clocks on chips with eight bit bytes tick. Chips with clocks and eight byte bits tock. Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say.. If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abortthen the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,and the double- clicking icon puts your window in the trash,and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash. You can't say this? What a shame, sir! We'll find you another game, sir.
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